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Tag: Shoelaces

tummy tuck and stanky leg

THE SCENE: Stupendous and delicious
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25, Cherry pickers x5
THA-THANG:
Deck o’ cards.  Rep count is number card = #x2, royal card = 25, ace = 30

  • Hearts = Step-ups (single count)
  • Diamonds = BBS
  • Clubs = Squats
  • Spades = Leg Lifts
  • Joker = 5 laps around playground

MARY:
We ain’t got no time for no stinkin’ Mary.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Cow Patty, Locker Room, Pennies, Rep Sleepy, Outhouse, Shoelaces, Halfday, Pious, Doctor, Streaker, Dodger, Grouch
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ecclesiastes 4:9-10.  I keep coming back to doing life together.  We were not meant to be alone and sometimes it is a lot easier to talk with a fellow man than it is your wife.  It is easy to get sucked into the regular cadence of taking care of your kids and wife and doing things with them but it is okay to spend some time with a friend.  Don’t let the enemy tell you that you every moment you are with a male friend that you should be spending it with your family.  The reason we hear it is because if all the believing men of this world started putting into practice what we are taught in scripture, the enemy would be losing its daggum mind.  We are a force to be reckoned with and the enemy does not want to see it happen.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
PJ Parkinson’s race on 10/2 – sign up at https://runsignup.com/RaceGroups/110368/Groups/1122646.  Brolympics returns on 11/5.  Sign up sheet coming later.

Dodger VQ

THE SCENE: Starting to feel like Fall

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers x10; SSH x20

THA-THANG:
Cones set up in a diamond shape, do exercise at each cone then run around church. Start with 7 reps at each cone and increase by 7 each round. Run one lap on first round and increase by one lap each round. Everyone was in either round 4 or 5 when recover was called

  • Merkins
  • Hillbilly Squats
  • Burpees
  • Leg Lifts

MARY:
No time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t be afraid to do hard things

Too Many Clock Lunges (VQ!) Speedway AO

SPEEDWAY AO. Not sure why it’s defaulting to Asylum, but I don’t have a tag for Speedway.

THE SCENE: A little humid, but otherwise perfect weather for a beatdown.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20, Tie Fighters x15 each side, Calf Raises x20
THA-THANG:
Mosey to corner of parking lot closest to playground. Bear crawl inch worm from parking lot to playground entrance: partner up and form two lines holding plank – partners at end of line bear crawl to front of line, signaling to the new caboose it’s their time to bear crawl to the front. Once to playground, same partners took turns drawing a card from deck and performing exercise while other partner runs lap around the outside playground fence. Exercises were irkins, BBSu’s, and crackalackin’ burpees. Numbered cards = number of reps, face cards = 15 reps, Aces / jokers = 20 reps. If running partner completes lap before other partner completes reps, the returning partner resumes reps where first partner left off. After a few rounds, moseyed to the grassy field next to parking lot. Pax completed a suicide style workout without partners performing 10 reps of each exercise at associated station. Station 1: Burpees, Station 2: clock lunges (way too many clock lunges. . .), Station 3: Carolina dry docks, Station 4: Bolt 30’s. Mosey back to starting point in parking lot.

MARY:
Pax roulette: flutter kicks, georgia cheerleaders, diamond merkins, and more
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Halfday, Doppleganger, Cow Patty, Streaker, Shoelaces, Outhouse, Trousers, Pennies, Blindside, Quad, Doctor, Rep Sleepy, Banjo
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Good and evil both increase at compound interest. That is why the little decisions you and I make every day are of such infinite importance. The smallest good act today is the capture of a strategic point form which, a few months later, you may be able to go on to victories you never dreamed of. An apparently trivial indulgence in lust or anger today is the loss of a ridge or railway line or bridgehead from which the enemy may launch an attack otherwise impossible.” – C.S. Lewis (from Mere Christianity) Reminder that we are never staying stagnant or just existing. We are always moving in one direction or another; either in a way that builds up our relationships with God, our family, and friends, or in a way that undermines those same relationships.

Shoelaces Shuffle @ Speedway

THE SCENE: Humid, but just right
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey around Church
20 seconds on 5 seconds off:
Modified Squat Twist
Modified High Jump
Modified Hostages
Modified Sneaky Gorillas
Mosey around Church
THA-THANG:

2 Rounds, plus some work at the end. First round is full length, second round shortened bear crawl/crawl bear distance and cut sit-thrus from 10-1 to 3-1

Round 1:
Start with 10 Sit-Thrus (bear crawl position, twist lower half of body, bringing right knee to left side, then switch, each twist is 1), stand up
Squat twist (squat down, explode up, and twist lower half of body explosively either right or left) one direction, squat twist opposite direction
High jump (squat down, explode up into air, bringing knees up)
Bear Crawl 2 parking space widths, stand up
Squat Twist
High Jump
Crawl Bear (backwards bear crawl) back to start
Rinse repeat to 1 sit-thru

Round 2:
Start with 3 Sit-Thrus, stand up
Squat Twist
High Jump
Bear Crawl 1 parking space width with CMU, stand up
Squat Twist
High jump
Crawl Bear back to start with CMU
Rinse Repeat to 1 sit-thru

Mosey around church

30 seconds on 10 seconds off (became more like 15-18 seconds off)
Sneaky Gorillas (side-to-side)
Hostages (squat down to thighs parallel with the ground, hands in the air, bounce between parallel and below parallel)
Gorilla Forward, Gorilla Backward
Bear Crawl 3 steps forward, Crawl Bear 3 steps backwards

Cool-Down
15 Seconds per stretch
Feet slightly shoulder width apart, hands together, stretch middle, left, and right
Butterfly stretch
Hip Flexor stretch, right and left
Should stretch, right and left

MARY:
None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
John 13: 1-12, we work with people and live with people day in and day out that frustrate us or we don’t get along with. In this passage we see Jesus washing his disciples’ feet, including Judas who betrayed Him. He loved Judas, despite what he did, and served him. May we, as men of God do the same to all those around us. Ever remembering that we are here to serve others as Jesus did. Matthew 10:45 reminds us that Jesus came to serve, not to be served.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence on July 2nd. Aphasia Awareness Walk at Church Street United Methodist Church

Walls of Jericho

THE SCENE: High 50s and perfect

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH – 25, BAC – 10 , church lap

THA-THANG:
Walls of Jericho

  • Peoples Chair
  • Blockees
  • Diamond Merkins
  • Dips
  • Military style Merkins
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Lawn Mowers

MARY:
LBC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Halfday, Cow Patty, Shoelaces, Grouch, Rep Sleepy, Streaker, Doppelgänger, Shenanigans, Doctor, and Trousers
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read Joshua 6:1-5

God may ask us to do something that makes absolutely no sense to us, but it doesn’t matter. We trust His commands and the outcome is up to Him. He has called us simply to be obedient.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: