F3 Knoxville

Millennial’s Can’t Jump Rope

THE SCENE: 60’s & clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Quicker than normal…running late!

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20  with increasing speed

THA-THANG:
8 stations set up in front of the outhouse.  2 minutes at each station then rotate to the next.  The jump rope station was in the middle so, naturally, we used that as the catalyst to “encourage” (pronounced: make fun of) the person jumping rope!  All this while Lynyrd Skynyrd played blissfully in the background….good times.

  1. Curls (30, 25, 20 dumbbells)
  2. Squats (60 sandbag)
  3. Calf Raises (40 sandbag)
  4. Kettlebell swings (35, 40 bells)
  5. American Hammers (assortment of plates…can’t remember exact weights)
  6. Mr Spectacular (15 dumbbells or 30lb ruck plates)
  7. Overhead Press (20 ruck plate x 2)
  8. Jump Rope

MARY:
Nada

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 strong.  Tank, Shooter, Wall Ball, Cavalier, Wagon Wheel, Doubtfire, Slugger, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about yesterday’s TN House vote on the governor’s school voucher program and the impact it’s having on Rep. Zachary.   Used this scenario as a reminder to the PAX of the importance of the decisions we make and the impact they have on our surroundings.

MOLESKIN:
Shooter and Wagon Wheel somehow managed to break 2 jump ropes today…clearly millennials struggle in this area.  Shooter eventually resorted to air jumping, with fancy tricks!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship hill coming up.   Sign up for a team.

TRUCK STOP BAPTISM

THE SCENE:  50 degrees, down-pour, and flooding.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

All IC: SSH, Tennessee Rocking Chair, Squat Failure to Launch (like our careers), Merkin Failure to Launch, Parking Lot Mosey Lap

THA-THANG:

11s at trash can hill: CDDs at bottom + Squat Jumps at top……..Mosey to MRSA breeding ground zero (soccer field).

3 rounds of: Merkin Exercise at one end (x20), sprint to mid-field, 5 Double Burpees, Lunge rest of way to opposite end, Squat Jumps (x20), (PAX then switch to Reverse Gear), Bernie back to mid-field, 5 Double Burpees, Backward Lunge to Start. Repeat. (Ends Included Merkins, Squat Jumps, Diamond Merkins, Wide Merkins)……..Mosey to concrete bleachers.

7’s: Incline Merkins at bottom, Derkins at top. **Sick Twist: on way up- Jump and do 10 Calve Raises each stair……..Mosey to Playground Hill.

AMRAP: At bottom of hill: 20 Monkey Humpers, 20 4ct MCs, run to top of hill. At top: 20 Pull Ups, 20 BBSs, run back down hill. (did 3 or 4 rounds)………… Only one way back to AO – Mosey through the newly created lake (thigh high water) all the way back to AO.  Keep those knees up to maximize splash! (Junk was almost giddy about this part – thank you for your enthusiasm, brother!)

MARY:
One minute of Burpees. Out of time.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
2 practical techniques to battle sinful thoughts when they enter the mind: 1) focus on the cross – the ultimate price that was paid for you. This helps supply the motivation to dedicate our mind, bodies, actions and words to Him. We are not our own, we were bought with a price!  2) Rest in the absolute conviction that His ways are infinitely BETTER than ours. We see this proven time and time again throughout the Bible and history.
MOLESKIN:
These guys were awesome today. Very proud of this crew! Thank you for allowing me to serve you this morning!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
N/A

I-Beam Wake Up Call

THE SCENE: 40’s, no rain which was kinda nice
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH

Rockets

Merkins

Mosey around the AO parking lot

THA-THANG:
At each light along the path do the following (14 lights)

  • 5 burpees
  • 5 merkins
  • 10 BBS
  • 10 Squats

Omaha about half way and did the exercises at every other light to save time

11’s at the bathrooms: underhand grip easy ups and merkins at end of parking lot adjacent to Watt Rd.

Battle Buddy, at playground 1 buddy does close grip lat pull ups while partner runs to end of lot and does 5 – 8 count man makers, switch and repeat 2x.

Mosey to AO

MARY:
Flutter kicks – Swirly/ Shooter

Side crunches – Ratchet

Shoulder Blasters – Ratchet
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Special thanks to I-beam for the wake up call at 0500!  We almost got Boulder to post again but I failed to tell him we started at 0600 instead of 0700.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

12 Days of Ruckmas

THE SCENE: 45, raining and the rain increased in intensity as we did
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Ruck to Turkey Creek Christmas Tree beside Victoria Secret (1.5 miles)
THA-THANG:
12 days of ruckmas (modified from Ruck.Beer)

Pax is to sing to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas.  Workout is to follow the pattern of the song…Exercise 1, Exercise 2 then 1, Exercise 3, 2 then 1, etc,

The song lyrics were; On the _____day of ruckmas, the Cadre gave to me….

  1. Ruck Merkin
  2. Overhead Squats
  3. Overhead Presses
  4. Man makers
  5. Incline Merkins
  6. Wide Merkins
  7. Ruck Thrusters
  8. Ruck Swings
  9. Lunges (9 each leg)
  10. Ruck Curls for the girls
  11. 4 Count Mtn. Climbers
  12. Bent Over Ruck Rows

Ruck back to Christmas lights at Library (1.5 miles or so)

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Take the time to enjoy this season.

Ironically, I gave the message while we were rucking in order to save time when we got back to the start point so I could hurry back home!
MOLESKIN:
Raining, cold, EARLY didn’t matter to the pax.  They all knocked out this workout without any problems except for Shooter counting the manmakers way, way, way too fast.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Comms are Important

THE SCENE: Gloomy and dark.  Better than the #fartsack though!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers 15x
Hand Release Merkins 20x
Ice Skaters 20x
Burpees 10x
ISO Squats 20x
Ice Skaters 20x
Burpees 10x
Hand Release Merkins 20x

THA-THANG:
Mosey to First light
Stop Half Way...

  • Rubber Legs:
  • Squats x10
  • Fwd & Bkwd lunges (same leg then switch) x10 each leg
  • Side Lunges x10 each leg
  • Jump Squats x10

To Cone Lane:
Run to cone 6 and back each time. First time stop at far cone, cone 6, and do exercise. Next time stop at cone 6 and cone 5 and so on until you do all the exercises.
Exercises:

  • Cone 1 – Squats x15
  • Cone 2 – Diamond Merkins x15
  • Cone 3 – Tuck Jumps x15
  • Cone 4 – Froggy Squats x15
  • Cone 5 – Dry Docks x15
  • Cone 6 – Candlestick Burpees x15
  • Cone 7 – I forgot x15
  • Cone 8 – Diamond Merkins x15
  • Cone 9 – Jump Squats x15

MARY:
Side Crunches, and a few more on-the-six work.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be sure to communicate to those around you.  Keep it simple.  It should be repeatable and easily understood.  Even if you think they already know it, its good practice to repeat for clarity