F3 Knoxville

When you can’t do anything dumber…Totally redeem yourself

THE SCENE: post rain – 53 degrees and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 5 Cherry pickers, 5 tempo merkins, 5 tempo squats
THA-THANG:

  • Indian run with back two men racing to the front (ran to the rear parking lot in front of the ‘Stadium’ hill.
  • 3 x Circuit Breaker – broadjump two parking stalls, lunge one parking stall to the end of the parking lot. Alternate sprinting forward, shuffle, bernie, shuffle, burpee in each parking lot stall until reaching the start point.
  • 11s on Stadium Hill – Hip thrusters on the parking lot, sprint up the hill, monkey humpers at the top of the hill.
  • Dora – 100 merkins, 200 Squat Rockettes (Squakettes), 300 American Hammers (cut short on time), partner runs with CMU up the stairs and slapped the Rec Center wall.
  • Mosey back to AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
31 total: 26 Pax//5 FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Classic scene in Dumb and Dumber – Just when I think you can’t do anything dumber, you go out and totally redeem yourself! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4

Matthew 5:23-2423 Therefore if you are presenting your offering at the altar, and there remember that your brother has something against you, 24 leave your offering there before the altar and go; first be reconciled to your brother, and then come and present your offering.

When things are wrong, whether it is your fault or not, we must be about making things right. This is not an obstacle, it is an opportunity. I shared a story from my time as an officer in the Navy. A sailor opened the door to a pressurized space and it caused the door I was opening to slam, nearly taking off the fingers on my right hand. I rushed at the sailor and got about two inches from his face and started berating him. He was in the wrong and I outranked him. In the middle of yelling at him, I look down to see another sailor that I had been studying the Bible with. Seeing her replaced my anger with shame. I walked away and cooled down. About an hour later, I found the sailor I had yelled at and I apologized to him for embarrassing him and for the things I had said. Two hours later, I found the female sailor that I had previously studied the Bible with. I owned what I had said and done and shared that I had apologized to the other sailor. I shared that the anger she saw in me was the man that I had to die to daily, the man whom Christ has helped me change from. She said that she knew I had apologized because the whole crew was talking about it (it’s rare for an officer to apologize to an enlisted sailor). 15 years later, we are still close and I saw her over Thanksgiving. She is married to a preacher and they have two kids.

Just when I couldn’t do anything dumber, I totally redeemed myself in her eyes and we are both better for it. Make wrongs right and see obstacles as opportunities.

 

50-50-50

THE SCENE: Post downpour and Humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x 50
  • Tempo Squats IC x 50
  • Stretch it out

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to Marsha field
  • 50 Ranger Merkins
  • Bear Crawl to Qtr Field
  • Run to Midfield
  • 50 Bobby Hurley’s
  • BC/Run
  • 50 Heel Tap Merkins
  • Mosey to Los Baños
  • Dora style – Partner up
  • 50 Inverted rows
  • 50 underhand rows
  • 50 JV Rockettes
  • 2 Rocky tops on the turn
  • 50 4ct Am Hams
  • 50 BBS
  • 50 Flutters
  • Mosey to the benches
  • 50 Derkins
  • 50 Box Jumps
  • 50 Ierkins
  • Had to make this up on the fly, long mosey back to Marsha field.
  • 50 Star Jack’s
  • 50 Iron Mike’s
  • 50 Merkins
  • With full field length suicides

MARY:
50 Imperial Walkers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about the Iron Cowboy, he ran 50 Iron Man Triathlons, in 50 Days, in 50 states. Biggest take away is what’s hard for me is hard for me and what’s hard for you is hard for you. He told this to a fan who was in awe of his accomplishment.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

IT’S RAINING MERKINS

THE SCENE: Cool and raining.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Cherry Pickers, TN Rock’n Chair
THA-THANG:

  • PAX repeatedly performed various movements half way across parking lot to cones, did Merkins (x20), then Lunged other half.  Movements: Bear Crawl, Crab Walk, Partner Wheel Barrow, Burpee Broad Jump, Frog Jumps, Side Lunge
  • Jelly Arms/ Jelly Legs (15 or so minutes)
  • 4 Corner AMRAP (Merkins, Squats, Merkins, Squats – all reps of x20)
  • Increasing 8 Ct Body Builder Suicides using cones (last round we did 8)
  • Run lap around Parking Lot with Flag to pick up the RUSH crew.

MARY  Trolley led a minute of Freddy Mercury

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 strong (5 RUSHED)


CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
2 Corinthians 12:9 “my grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness.”
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics

Super Saturday

THE SCENE: Freaking gorgeous and 66 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Smurf Jack/SSH/Star Jack intervals followed by 5 OYO burpees

Indian Run to the playground

THA-THANG:

Super 21s from the playground to the parking lot. Pax could choose between pull-ups, dips, derkins, or squats on one side and Merkins, v-ups, Freddie Mercury, or LBCs on the other side. PAX were instructed to move between stations any way other than running or walking. Bear crawls, high knees, Bernie Sanders, etc. were used to mix it up.

After 30 minutes of fun we moved on to Wham-O lunges and then returned for a second set of Super 21s. This time we ran between stations.

MARY:
We ca$hed out with ATMs and 20 box cutters.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Never forget that you are a leader, especially of your own actions. Don’t give in to comfort and complacency.
MOLESKIN:
We missed Mayberry today, but we got a bonus Farva sighting so that was cool.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

IRON PAX Week 3 Challenge

THE SCENE: JUCO at Sophomore Hill
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tempo Squats (had to get going)

THA-THANG:
IRON PAX WEEK 3 CHALLENGE:

10 (low bar) pull ups
15 burpee coupon jump overs
20 coupon curls
25 coupon thrusters
30 gas pumps

AMRAP within 43 minutes

MARY:
No time

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Colossians 1:10:  so that you may live a life worthy of the Lord and please him in every way: bearing fruit in every good work, growing in the knowledge of God,

  • A call to grow spiritually, take inventory, and ensure that we’re living a life worthy of the calling of the Lord