F3 Knoxville

Sharknado!

11 of Dogpounds Finest made the best decision they would make today and laced them up for classic Mothership workout. “Sharknado”!!

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey to the upper parking lot with Stoli skips, side steps. Once at the parking lot did 10 x Imperial Squat Walkers, 10 Windmills, 10- Little baby arm circles.
THA-THANG:

Sharknado

Complete a set of exercises and run a lap approx 200 meters around planters in upper parking lot

Repeato until time is called

15 Burpees

20 Diamond Merkins

20 WWII situps

20 Merkins

20 Carolina Dry Docks

MARY:
Mosey and Jail break back to Flag. Circle up. 2 x Flutter kick as time expired.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“worry weighs a person down; an encouraging word cheers a person up.” Proverbs 12:25

MOLESKIN:
Pray for Ribbes wife, Mr Earl, and Ethel.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Swan Cabin coming up next month. Spet 16 and 17. Reach out to Waxjob if your interested in going.

It is NOT a Fitness Expo

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy Temperature Feels Like Humidity Wind Speed Wind Direction
69 ℉ 70 ℉ 99% 3.5 mi/h SW

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
Delivered as desired. I am not a professional.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Jack of All Trades. – Stolen from Blockbuster F3 Phoenix
Inchworm into plank
5 Plank Jacks
5 Peter Parkers
World’s Greatest Stretch
5 ranger merkins
5 fire hydrants each leg
Inchworm back to standing
10 backslappers
5 sweater squats – straight leg bent over for 5 count
stand up and pull sweater apart for a 5 count
5 seal claps
5 overhead claps
5 side straddle hops
5 heel raises

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Football Field. Moving on Field along mapped path. The path mapped the letter ‘F’ and number ‘3’. At each corner, small number of exercises where done. The F included burpees, merkins, and shoulder taps. The 3 included squats, monkey humpers, and calf raises.

Moved to track. As many laps as possible. Each lap had six stations, three at each end. So, sprint then A mosey B mosey C. Then the other half. Sprint A mosey B mosey C.
A: Merkins
B: Abs (LBCs or BBs)
C: Monkey Humpers or Squat Jumps
Sprint the straight sections and then mosey in between the stations in the corners. Rep counts where 20 first lap, 15 second lap, and 10 for every other lap. Most of the PAX completed four laps. Some more. Some fewer.

Mosey off track to picnic area. 20 Dips. 20 step ups.

Back to the flag.

MARY:
20 Flutter Kicks
16 Pickle Pointers
13 Pickle Pounders.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 better men.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
For Baby Boomer and all those traveling this week.  And for all the sick and suffering.  For the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2nd F opportunity at Swan Cabin for the nights of the Sept 16th and 17th (Fri & Sat). See Waxjob.

Shamrock – Double CMU experiment

THE SCENE: Hot & muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Yup!
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mountain Climbers – IC – 15 – 4 count 

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 15

Cherry Pickers x5

Buns of steel balance (lean forward balancing on 1 foot with other leg balancing you behind, then do 4-count little up and down moves with rear leg while trying to maintain balance. We did 1 set of 10 per side.

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Curb

Tricep dips – 20 

Rocky Balboa – 20 – 4ct

Calf raises – 20

Repeat for 1 more round

CMU pile 

25 Bench Press / 25 Curls / 25 Shoulder Press / 25 Goblet squats / 25 Triceps

30 Bench Press / 30 Curls / 30 Shoulder Press / 30 Goblet squats / 30 Triceps

Test out double CMU bench press with partner – a little scary for the 1st couple of reps, but it was nice to double the weight and take it slow to let it really work the arms. I think it passed the test and will be back soon. 

Mosey across Cedar Bluff to the school to the grassy hill. 

10 Monkey Humpers (Or Squats) / 10 Merkins then run up and down the stairs, keep repeating to see how many rounds we can do. I think we did 8-10 rounds of this. About sucked the life out of us. 

Slow walk for a few minutes to catch our breath, then mosey back to the flag. 

MARY:

Dealers choice :  snow angels, side crunch, LBC, mountain climbers, SSH, flutter kicks. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 including FNG – Caveman – Mike Compton

Anchorman, Curry, Mermaid, Betty, Honeydew, Waxjob, Curveball, Jitters
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

1 Thessalonians 5:11

11 Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing.

Let’s take this challenge outside of F3. I have to make an effort to ask people questions about themselves. It’s so encouraging when a brother takes the time to really talk to you. Dig in, get past small talk, follow up and encourage. 

 

Lunges & CMU’s, lots of CMU’s

THE SCENE: HUMID
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Wind mills
Cherry Pickers
Quad Stretching
Baby Arm Circles forward & Backwards
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the football field and jump into action.
200 lunges with good form.  Whenever you break form perform these exercises:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 Air Squats
then jump back into the lunges repeating the these when you break.

Waxjob did 200 straight lunges because he didn’t want to walk all weekend long.

After the 4 of us ran through the above set, we moseyed over to the CMU pile where we pulled them out, sorted them, and neatly restacked them.  Not the hardest workout, but we moved more than 100 CMU’s twice, so it wasn’t easy either!

MARY:
We did a few rounds of ab work as time expired.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This marks my 3 year anniversary of my first workout with F3, I talked about the great things that I appreciate from this group.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Patient Declaration, Undivided Loyalty

THE SCENE: Muggy as all get out

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered

WARM-O-RAMA:
10 x Overhead Clap IC
10 each Tie Fighters forward & backward IC
10 Forward lunges in place OYO
10 Reverse lunges OYO
10 x Tempo Squats IC
5 x Hand Release Merkins OYO
5 x Burpees
5 x Werewolves OYO

THA-THANG:
Falling Indian Run to the Cheatsheet Merkin’ parking lot.

Modified exercise: Werewolves on Route 66 in ‘Murica:

Lunge across 1 parking space.
Do 1 Werewolf
Mosey/jog/run back to the start.
Do 1 Merkin.
Lunge across 2 parking spaces.
Do 2 Werewolves.
Mosey/jog/run back to the start.
Do 1 Merkin.
Lunge across 3 parking spaces.
Do 3 Werewolves.
Mosey/jog/run back to the start.
Do 1 Merkin.
All the way to 11 parking spaces & 11 Werewolves.

Finish with a Salute to America:
10 x American Hammers
5 x Merkins
(the 6 was up or there would have been a 10 second rest before repeating)

Mosey to CMU Pile

Air CMU Runs – 10 each of the following:
Air
Air Press
Squat
Lunges
Merkin
Freddie Mercury

Add a CMU
Thruster
Goblet Squat
CMU Lunges
CMU Merkins (or Bench Press)
Heavy Freddies

Run all the way through the Fia parking lot (since Fia wasn’t there) and back.

The Q called an audible and we only repeated the Air part and then put the CMU’s up.

Falling Indian Run (Squats again) 2x through and then fellowship mosey back to the #shovel-flag.

MARY:
Dealer’s Choice (1x through and then Betty led Flutter kicks til time was called).

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 PAX. Basically the fab five.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today we celebrate the Declaration of Independence being signed on July 4, 1776. But today’s cultural climate is very different from what can be summed up in the following verses say:
Judges 17:6, 21:25 – In those days there was no king in Israel. Everyone did what was right in his own eyes.
I want to be a Christian – wholly, through and through. What are some terms we have that mean things aren’t
consistent. Bifurcated, hypocritical, house-divided, tension.

All of these things describe our culture. But the distinction is stark and we need to reconsider culturally where we are going and the consequences of many in society assuming what I’ve heard termed “the myth of neutrality” (meaning that politics and religion can be separated like you can split a person and say you believe one thing and do another). As John Adams said “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

Of course, Jesus said the same thing in Matthew 6:24“No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.[a]

So in reflecting on today and how we are split, divided, hypocritical…

But on July 4, 1776, the following words were signed not hastily or arrogantly, but as a means of last resort to be whole:
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

They didn’t separate lightly. It wasn’t done after much longsuffering (aka PATIENCE!). I challenge you to not be a split, hypocritical, divided person. Serve the Lord with gladness. Love your neighbor. Sacrifice for your children. Ask your wife to forgive you (but only if you’ve actually done something wrong).
As Jesus said in Matt 16:25 For whoever would save his life[g] will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
MOLESKIN:
Before the workout began Betty said (subject matter doesn’t quite matter because of how applicable it can be used in various situations going forward) “That was under the old leadership. We’re under new leadership now.” HILARIOUS and will definitely be quoted many times going forward.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up to Q! July has more days than most months but that isn’t an excuse to Knox Roll (or any other kind of roll!).