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JUCO Slaughterhouse II- Veterans’ Day Special

THE SCENE: Clear, chilly, full moon; 6 point buck watched over the sophomore hill setup… he approved.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x 10

Windmill x 10

Cherry Pickers x 10
THA-THANG:

  • Indian Run (last man up) to Sophomore Hill to celebrate Forrest Gump: partner up. PAX 1 “Shrimps” up the hill, LT Dan back down, and complete a Diamond Clock. PAX 2 celebrates legs with 10 “Mrs. Gumps” (monkey humpers w/sound effects), Range Targets down the hill, then Lunge Walks back to start point.  Trade positions to complete the set.
  • Run Forrest Run to the CMU pile and bulldoze to the parking lot. Keep your partner and DORA 100 “Jennys” (modified hello dollys), 200 BBS with CMU, 300 pullovers (over-planned, no chance of completing in time allotted)
  • Mosey back to AO, complete side crunches to run out the clock.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Greater love hath no man that to lay down his life for a friend”, many have made that sacrifice, but it sucks for everyone involved. I pray that none of you are ever put into that type of situation. “Husbands, love your wives as Christ loved the church”- we’re not getting nailed to a cross for them, so how do we love them? Visit 1 Corinthians 13- Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful…” If someone asked your wife to describe you, in full honesty, would patient and kind be the first words out of her mouth? Honestly, I’d be 0 for 9 on that list. As HIMs, we need to strive to be better at love, toward our neighbor, our family, our friends. We need to bring peace with us wherever we walk, not chaos. Walk into your home, your work, your church, your life, prepared to be humble and peaceful.
MOLESKIN:
Prayer requests: Commission’s friend and mentor Dillard passed away; pray for peace and healing for the loss. Nutmeg’s father undergoing a major surgery. Pete Billingsley’s health as he struggles with a dire heart issue.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Congrats to JUCO for taking the AO Brolympics title, and to Spotter for nearly beating Woodshack out of the individual title.

A Whole New World

THE SCENE: A crisp 43 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20x SSH
20x Imperial Walkers
10x Cherry Pickers
10 Burpees

Count off in groups of 4’s, #1’s get a CMU

THA-THANG:
CMU’s cannot touch the ground.

Indian Run with block pass off to front- Stop at third light in marina parking lot.

Group Work:
200 Squats
200 BBS
200 Merkins

Mosey to stairs:

2 PAX mosey to the top and around the rock, CMU overhead on stairs

2 PAX stay below.

ROUNDS

  • Bear Crawl from curb to curb
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Iron Mikes
  • Frog Jump, Burpee Turn
  • V-ups
  • Crab Walk
  • Dry Docks
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Star Jumps

Mosey to AO with block pass off

MARY:
No time for Mary

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Matthew 11:25-30: “For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.”

Jesus is there to pull us along and carry us.  Are we relying on him.  And who are we bringing along.  Thank you to all you guys who push me along and make me stronger.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Lady Junk, Butter’s son, Mayberry’s friend with prostate cancer.

Track meet

THE SCENE: Clear, cool, and collected
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Deconstructed SSHs x10
THA-THANG:
10 cones, 20-15-10-5

  • Merkins
  • Squat jumps
  • Dry docks
  • Lunges
  • Pull ups 1/2 the reps
  • Gas pumpers
  • Dips
  • iron mikes
  • Diamond merkins
  • russian dancers

once going thru 5 reps go back up 15.

MARY:

Lost track of time. No Mary

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

8 pax

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Positive reinforcement. Example of lax team  Playing as a team and playing much better with positive coaching.

“Similarly, encourage the young men to be self-controlled. In everything set them an example by doing what is good. In your teaching show integrity, seriousness and soundness of speech that cannot be condemned, so that those who oppose you may be ashamed because they have nothing bad to say about us.”
‭‭Titus‬ ‭2:6-8‬ ‭NIV‬‬

MOLESKIN:

its cold

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
BroLympics, family day

No toys for Swirly

THE SCENE: fog and 32
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
We warmed up some
THA-THANG:
Mosey to baseball field by playground,  team up for a dora.

  • 150 dips
  • 250 merkins
  • 350 squats

Partner runs up hill to outhouse and does 10 easy ups.

Mosey aimlessly and finish at watt rd. Field for ascending suicides.

Run to goal box, 2 merkins

Bernie Sanders back to end line,  4 merkins

Repeat process to midfield,  far goal box and far end line.  Increase by 2 merkins each time.

 

Repeat with squats instead of merkins.

Mosey to AO stopping a few times for planks, merkins. etc.

MARY:
We did abs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be bold for Christ
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics and picnic sign up

Rise of Q-Bacca

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THE SCENE: 70 degrees.  On Halloween.  Really.  Oh, and rainy too!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Storm Trooper Surrenders (SSH) x25 IC
Tie Fighters x15 IC each way
Imperial Walkers x15 IC
Failure to Launch x8
Womp Rat Kicks (Rockettes) x15 IC

THA-THANG:

Time to learn the ways of the Force! Begin with the Light side

Mosey to the bottom of the Sarlacc Pit (Baby Everest)

All excercises x11 (one for each film)
Start with Lunges, escape the pit, then mosey back along the path. Then lunges and walkers.

-Lunges (each leg)
-Imperial Walkers (4ct)
-Gorilla Humpers (4ct)
-Hand-release Merkins
-Taps (shoulder… 4ct)

Kessel Run (up and around the parking lot, down to the playground), completed in less than 12 parsecs.

Now it’s time to discover the power of the dark side…

Same as previous routine, except Wookie (bear) crawl from the playground entrance out to the street between rounds.

-Derkins
-American Hammers
-Ranger Merkins
-Knees to Chest (hanging from swingset)

Force is in perfect balance… Completed both routines just in time to return to AO

MARY:
None today!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Five padawans today, including FNG Baby Boomer (Norm Vaughn)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The struggle between light and darkness is real. But it’s not between two “sides” of the same coin. Light and darkness are opposites. And the light is not just one side of some impersonal “Force”. The Light is a person.

John 1:3-9
All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it. There was a man sent from God, whose name was John. He came as a witness, to bear witness about the light, that all might believe through him. He was not the light, but came to bear witness about the light. The true light, which gives light to everyone, was coming into the world.

MOLESKIN:
So I got this Chewbacca onesie about a month ago. Thought it would be great for a Halloween Q. Surely by October it’ll be cold enough to wear this thing. So I committed. And then it was 70 degrees. Hope the smell washes out…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics! Sign up! Canned food! Bring it!