F3 Knoxville

My Bloody Valentine

AO: bigball
Q: vanilla
PAX: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Swanson, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Postman (Scott Colby), vanilla, Mid, Green Thumb (John Russell)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: usual

THE THANG:
3 min AMRAP
14 rounds
Exercises on paper hearts
Draw at random
Black broken emo hearts were painful but we like to hurt just to feel

1 – 10 Get Up Ups, Inch Worms, Smurf Jacks
2 – 10 Shoulder Taps, Crunchy Frogs, Peter Parker’s
3 – 15 Merkins, SSH, Alabama Prom Dates
4 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks, Pickle Pounders, Squat Jumps
5 – 20 Curls, Rows, Tris
6- 20 Flutters, LBC, Freddy Mercury
7 – 12 Mt Climbers, Lunges, AmHam
8 – 12 Goblet Squat, OHP, Front Raises
9 – Run
10 – Run
Black Heart 1 – 25 Burpees + Plank
Black Heart 2 – 20 Burpees + Al Gore
Black Heart 3 – 20 Vups, JLos, 5 Wine Mixers
Black Heart 4 – 25 Mucho Leggo

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: “It is fateful and ironic how the lie we need in order to live dooms us to a life that is never really ours.” Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death
Live your life now and don’t lie to yourself!

Groundhog Day 2026

AO: bigball
Q: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe)
PAX: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Postman (Scott Colby), vanilla, Huffy (Ken Hill)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:

SSH
Baby arm circles
Moroccan
OH clap
Shoulder tap

THE THANG:

Decline Merkin-20
Squat-20
American hammers-20
Mtn Climbers- 20
Lap

Smurf jacks-20
T-Merkin-20
Lunges-20
Big boys-20
Lap

Repeat warmup and everything two times.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

52 Card Beatdown

AO: thequacken
Q: Z-Pack
PAX: Frizzles, Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
I was running late because I couldn’t find my ice scraper. Frizzles Magic Mic warmed up without me. I slipped and fell on ice when we walked to the gazebo in the park. So, that was something

THE THANG:
We took turns drawing cards from a deck, the card number is the number of reps and the suit determines the exercise.
:heart:= burpee
:diamonds:= decline merkin
:spades:= jump squat
:clubs:= lunge, easy way
For face cards,
Jack is 11 reps, Queen is 12 and King is 13
Aces = 25 SSH, 4ct
Jokers are wild. PAX chooses exercise and reps.
I did plank shoulder taps on a 4 count, 10 reps.
Magic Mic did American Hammers on a 4 count, 15 reps.

We went overtime by a couple of minutes so we could finish the deck. It was pretty cold but the workout warmed us up. Frizzles and Magic Mic helped me take down Big Burpee and his kingdom once again.

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Starfish Convergence on Saturday! 0700 at Asylumm. 0600 run or ruck.
2nd F Lunch on Wednesday at Kerns Food Hall!
Haw Ridge on March 27th
Genesis AO re-launch
Norris AO launch

COT:
Groundhog Day

If you haven’t seen the movie, it stars Bill Murray, who plays Phil Connors. Phil is a local TV weatherman in Pittsburgh. He is a self-centered bachelor who is looking to advance his career. He can be charming but mainly he is a jerk. Phil along with producer Rita and a cameraman are assigned to cover the Groundhog Day events in small town, Punxsutaney. Phil is not thrilled about the assignment, but he is a professional. After covering the Groundhog’s annual prediction, Phil is eager to get back to Pittsburgh, but he and his team are forced to stay in Punxsutaney due to a blizzard that Phil predicted would miss the area. He wakes up the next morning and is unnerved to find that Groundhog Day is repeating, but he is the only one who notices. Phil’s Groundhog Day repeats over and over again. It’s a never ending 24 hour loop that he can’t escape.

There is no explanation of why Phil is stuck in the loop and how he can get out. His journey unfolds in stages: he indulges in “adolescent” antics with no consequences; escalation to debauchery and darker impulses; then despair culminating in repeated (but futile) suicide attempts; a period of emptiness; and finally, self-improvement through learning skills to help others. He truly stops being a self-centered jerk and starts serving all the people around him. He brings breakfast to his team, he does an amazing job reporting the Groundhog story, he saves a man from choking and a boy falling from a tree, and much more, which ultimately breaks the cycle as he earns love and respect from Rita.

The writer Danny Rubin stressed that this transformation highlights how the same day can shift from “the worst day of his life” to “the best day of his life” based on perspective and growth.

It made me think about the mission of F3 to invigorate male leadership, and leadership is all about serving, and serving others brings happiness and contentment to our hearts.

Lastly, as a Christian, I see that in the story Phil saves himself through his good works, but I know the only way to salvation in this life is through Jesus. Jesus truly changes our hearts.

[f3knoxvillemain] Morningside OTB

AO: f3knoxvillemain
Q: Doppelgänger (Chase Hively) , vanilla
PAX: Bobsled (Jerome Johnson Sr), Otis, Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Doppelgänger (Chase Hively), vanilla, BTU, Pillow case, Swanson, Grouch (Danni Lupisella), Commish, Stutter Step, Ghost, Double Dribble, Donkey Kong. Air Drummer, Sunshine, JD Jackson
FNGs: 6 Stutter Step, Ghost, Double Dribble, Donkey Kong. Air Drummer, Sunshine, JD Jackson
COUNT: 17
WARMUP:
SSH x 25
Cherry Pickers x 5
TN Rocking Chair x 15
Little o This, Little o That
LBACs x 10
Imperial Walkers x 10

5 penalty burpees for BTU’s Tardiness

THE THANG:
DORA!
PAX partner up
P1 – Runs a lap around small Gazebo
P2 – Completes AMRAP of
– 100 Blockees
– 200 American Hammers
– 300 Bobby Hurleys
When Partner 1 returns from the run, switch places and pick up where Partner 2 left off.

MARY:
Air Squats to “Bring Sally Up”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Come to Big Ball tomorrow at 7AM!
2nd F Fellowship at Kerns on Wednesday at noon.

COT:
Faith in Action – Doppelgänger
Fellowship in Action – Vanilla

James 2:26 CSB [26] For just as the body without the spirit is dead, so also faith without works is dead.

1/22 Mosey to the Hill

AO: bigball
Q: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe)
PAX: Postman (Scott Colby), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Huffy (Ken Hill), Passport (Ryan Matthews), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Longhorn
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

Mosey to the Hill

10 reps
Hand release
Lunges
LCRC
Prison Squat
Flutters
Lap around Ayers
5 burpees back at start

MARY: boat canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS: watch the weather this weekend/Monday/Tuesday.

COT:


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