F3 Knoxville

Tag: Outhouse

2021 IronPax Zero Week Throwback

THE SCENE: Perfect beatdown weather- 62 and a sky full of stars

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA: SSH x10, cherry pickers x10, skaters x10 (4ct) and short mosey to tha-thing spot

THA-THANG:

  • 100 Merkins
  • 2 Laps (800m)
  • 75 Merkins
  • 3 Laps (1200m)
  • 50 Merkins
  • 4 Laps (1600m)
  • 25 Merkins
  • 5 Laps (2000m)

MARY: Individual stretches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA: 10 HIM’s

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:\

Raising Children

  • Be an I love you, but you can’t have your way parent
  • Take time to do what your kids want to do
  • Date your kids
  • Eat dinner together as a family

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 9/10: Beer mile at Moses’ house and memorial stair climb at Asylum
  • Get signed up for IronPAX
  • 10/2: PJ Parkinson’s race

Why are you here?

THE SCENE: A pleasant 70 degree morning

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 41; Shoulder Taps x10; Mountain Climbers x10; Plank Jacks x10; Merkins x11

THA-THANG:

Formed three groups of three PAX each.  Roll of the dice determines where you go and what you do. Roll dice at your current location to see what you do next.

1 – Church Sign – Monkey Humpers (4-ct) x20

2 – Pull up Bars – Burpee x20

3 – Outhouse – V Ups x20

4 – Shovel Flag – Blockees x20

5 – Church Sign – Jump Squat x30

6 – Pull up Bars – Hand Release Merkin x30

7 – Outhouse – Big Boy Sit Ups x30

8 – Shovel Flag – Thrusters x30

9 – Church Sign – Squat x41

10 – Pull Up Bars – Merkins x41

11 – Outhouse – LBCs x41

12 – Shovel Flag – Chest Press x41

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10; Leg Raise x10; Rosalita x10; Boxcutter x11

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIM for a F3 birthday party

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Why are you here?

MOLESKIN:
Go pull another man out of the ditch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

See Slack

Cindy Crawford

THE SCENE: Foggy and chill
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickers, Mosey, Derricks, Mosey, Alternating Side-Squats, Mosey, Little Baby Arm Circles

THA-THANG:
CINDY CRAWFORD

AMRAP

  • 5 Pullups
  • 10 Merkins
  • 15 Air Squats
  • 20 LBCs
  • 25 Leg Raises

MARY:
Al Gore until time is called.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless. Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.

James 1:26‭-‬27 NLT

Be careful what you say about others. Don’t judge or assume the worst. Give grace and the benefit of any doubt. God’s ways are not our ways and He may be working in ways you do not understand. Do your part, love others and leave the rest up to Him!

MOLESKIN:
A lively bunch with plenty of chatter that even Cindy Crawford couldn’t render speechless. Also, I have learned that being on Q is not my spiritual gift.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

9/11 Memorial Stair climb at Asylum on 9/10 at 10am. Talk to @Steam for details.

Beer Mile and 2F event on 9/10 at 5pm. Talk to @Moses (Cody Self) for details.

Sign up for Iron PAX!

Be on the lookout for the September Q calendar coming soon. If you haven’t lead yet, then step up and step in the circle. If you haven’t lead in over a month, time to step back up and step in.

F4 at Food City. Wednesdays at 6AM. (Food, Fellowship, Faith at Food City) Currently reading Ephesians and Philippians.

Serpentine

THE SCENE:  Gorgeous weather.  High 60s, cool, not humid.  Great workout conditions.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x10, Windmills x10, Hillbillies x10, Cherry Pickers x5, Little This, Little That, Michael Phelps, Mosey around the loop starting at the playground, heading towards Chapman Hwy, back down the main church entrance to the grinder
THA-THANG:

Stations set up in a S like pattern
1st station – Shoulder Tap 2-ct
Bear Crawl to next station – approximately 45 feet
2nd station – Squats
Lunge to next station – approximately 45 feet
3rd station – Crunchy Frog
Bernie to next station – approximately 45 feet
4th station – Merkins
Bear Crawl to next station – approximately 45 feet
5th station – Iron Mike 2-ct
Lunge to next station – approximately 45 feet
6th station – Plank Jacks
run back to 1st station in a loop; start over

Start with reps of 5, increase by 5 every round

When you get to 20, single count Iron Mike. When you get to 30, single count Shoulder Tap

Last 15 minutes: Dodgeball! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

HANDS UP WHEN YOU ARE HIT TO INDICATE YOU ARE OUT
Hit a person clean, the hitee does 5 dips
If the person catches it, the thrower does 5 dips
If you are out and someone hits you, the thrower does 10 dips (the hitee only does the 5 dips)
If you hit someone in the head, the thrower does 15 dips
If you duck into the throw to get hit in the head, the hitee does 20 dips (stop dumb people)

MARY:
Nada!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
PDA, Swanson, Pennies, Outhouse, Cow Patty, Grouch
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Going to the Dad Camp the previous weekend reminded me of many things: 1) Time with your kids is precious and having fun with them is important even if there are meltdowns, 2) Time with other men is refreshing to the soul, 3) We were not meant to do this thing called life alone.

Ecclesiastes 4:9-10: Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift up his fellow. But woe to him who is alone when he falls and has not another to lift him up!

Take time to fellowship with other men, take time to BE with your families, take time to BE with your spouse.  I too often let other things in life occupy my time and while they are not bad, they do not refresh my spirit as much as these.

Wellerman and Monty

THE SCENE: Cool and beautiful day for a beatdown

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Plank, and Shoulder Taps to Wellerman
THA-THANG:
Just for kicks and giggles, we did a short mosey King Arthur style, then set out for our program. 8 stations (one every .1 mile) with five burpees and a different exercise at each station. Got through one round and back to three. While walking back to the flag, Rep Sleepy got us with a jailbreak to finish up!

  1. Air Drama
  2. BBSU
  3. Diamond Merkins
  4. Magic Mikes
  5. Iron Mikes
  6. Dr. W
  7. Crucible Merkins
  8. Bearmuda Triangle

MARY:
None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Trousers, Streaker, Halfday, Rep Sleepy, Pennies, Dodger, Cow Patty, Doctor, Outhouse, and Master
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read Acts 28:1-6
MOLESKIN:
How would any of us react if we were sitting around a campfire, and one of us had a viper latch onto their hand!? Paul had faith and peace in this situation because of what had happened previously to the shipwreck. God send a messenger to Paul, letting him know that he would go to Rome and all who were in the boat with him would be saved from the storm. It was on this promise that Paul stood and found peace. We can walk in God’s promises because they belong to us if we are His. We can walk in peace because He is faithful to keep His promises.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
August 20th is the Hope Resource Center run. Men’s Meating Dinner that evening at 6 as well at Mount Olive Baptist Church in South Knox.