F3 Knoxville

2021 IronPax Zero Week Throwback

THE SCENE: Perfect beatdown weather- 62 and a sky full of stars

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA: SSH x10, cherry pickers x10, skaters x10 (4ct) and short mosey to tha-thing spot

THA-THANG:

  • 100 Merkins
  • 2 Laps (800m)
  • 75 Merkins
  • 3 Laps (1200m)
  • 50 Merkins
  • 4 Laps (1600m)
  • 25 Merkins
  • 5 Laps (2000m)

MARY: Individual stretches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA: 10 HIM’s

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:\

Raising Children

  • Be an I love you, but you can’t have your way parent
  • Take time to do what your kids want to do
  • Date your kids
  • Eat dinner together as a family

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 9/10: Beer mile at Moses’ house and memorial stair climb at Asylum
  • Get signed up for IronPAX
  • 10/2: PJ Parkinson’s race

Why are you here?

THE SCENE: A pleasant 70 degree morning

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 41; Shoulder Taps x10; Mountain Climbers x10; Plank Jacks x10; Merkins x11

THA-THANG:

Formed three groups of three PAX each.  Roll of the dice determines where you go and what you do. Roll dice at your current location to see what you do next.

1 – Church Sign – Monkey Humpers (4-ct) x20

2 – Pull up Bars – Burpee x20

3 – Outhouse – V Ups x20

4 – Shovel Flag – Blockees x20

5 – Church Sign – Jump Squat x30

6 – Pull up Bars – Hand Release Merkin x30

7 – Outhouse – Big Boy Sit Ups x30

8 – Shovel Flag – Thrusters x30

9 – Church Sign – Squat x41

10 – Pull Up Bars – Merkins x41

11 – Outhouse – LBCs x41

12 – Shovel Flag – Chest Press x41

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10; Leg Raise x10; Rosalita x10; Boxcutter x11

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIM for a F3 birthday party

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Why are you here?

MOLESKIN:
Go pull another man out of the ditch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

See Slack

Iron pax preview

THE SCENE: Nice light fog
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry pickers 6

willy mase Hayes-20 sec each leg

Motivators from 10
THA-THANG:

Week 0 (Pre-Season)- Soccer field 1

  • 100 total – Squats and/or Merkins and/or Lunges
  • Run across the field and back
  • BBSU on the six , then 10 BBSU IC

Week 1 (Killer B’s)- soccer field 2

  • Broad Jump for ~15 yards followed by 10 Burpees/Bonnie Blair’s /Big Boys
  • Three total sets of the above
  • Bear Crawl back to the start position

Week 2 (Meatloaf’s Massacre) – time for some block work- parking lot

  • 20 Manmakers
  • 20 OH Presses
  • 20 Block Swings
  • 20 Goblet Squats
  • 20 Block Merkins
  • Run as a group around church

Week 3 (Meter’s 43)- playground

  • 10 Pull Ups
  • 10 Burpee Block Jump Overs
  • 10 Squat Thrusters
  • 15 Gas Pumps IC
  • ROF Curls – Clockwise reps from 1 up to 5 reps then back down to 1 rep (only 25 total reps, BUT – rest between reps is in the up position, no resting the block on your chest)

Week 4 (Sugar’s Pick Your Poison)- feild

  • 50 Total – Merkins and/or Squats, then Cusack your block across the field (75 yards) and tote it back
  • 50 Total – Block Swings and/or Bonnie Blairs (we meet again, my dear), then Cusack your block across the field and tote it back- min 10 Bonnie Blair’s
  • 50 Total – Squat Thrusters and/or Walking Lunges (minimum of 10 Thrusters must be done)

MARY:
Mini Bruce Lee- 10 4ct leg raises, heels to heaven, lbcs, 100’s- 4ct 25
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down one as far as I could

To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was grassy and wanted wear;

Though as for that the passing there

Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay

In leaves no step had trodden black.

Oh, I kept the first for another day!

Yet knowing how way leads on to way,

I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See Rep Sleepy calendar in Slack!!

Cindy Crawford

THE SCENE: Foggy and chill
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers, Mosey, Derricks, Mosey, Alternating Side-Squats, Mosey, Little Baby Arm Circles

THA-THANG:
CINDY CRAWFORD

AMRAP

  • 5 Pullups
  • 10 Merkins
  • 15 Air Squats
  • 20 LBCs
  • 25 Leg Raises

MARY:
Al Gore until time is called.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless. Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.

James 1:26‭-‬27 NLT

Be careful what you say about others. Don’t judge or assume the worst. Give grace and the benefit of any doubt. God’s ways are not our ways and He may be working in ways you do not understand. Do your part, love others and leave the rest up to Him!

MOLESKIN:
A lively bunch with plenty of chatter that even Cindy Crawford couldn’t render speechless. Also, I have learned that being on Q is not my spiritual gift.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

9/11 Memorial Stair climb at Asylum on 9/10 at 10am. Talk to @Steam for details.

Beer Mile and 2F event on 9/10 at 5pm. Talk to @Moses (Cody Self) for details.

Sign up for Iron PAX!

Be on the lookout for the September Q calendar coming soon. If you haven’t lead yet, then step up and step in the circle. If you haven’t lead in over a month, time to step back up and step in.

F4 at Food City. Wednesdays at 6AM. (Food, Fellowship, Faith at Food City) Currently reading Ephesians and Philippians.

Shrimp Net VQ!

THE SCENE: Cool and Shrimpy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

4ct – Cherry Pickers x10
4ct – Little Baby Arm Circles (E.W.) x10
4ct – Seal Claps x10
4ct – Overhead Claps x10
THA-THANG:

Mosey To Oval Office:
1st Stop: Tempo Merkins x10
2nd Stop: Temp Squats x10
Exercise Set Followed by 400m Run/Jog
Exercise Sets 1/3/5:
Burpee x15
Big Boys x20
Hand Release Merkins x15
4ct Flutter Kick x20
400M Run
Exercise Sets 2/4/6
CMU Thrust x15
Overhead Lift w/ CMU x15
Goblin Squat w/ CMU x15
Vertical Row w/ CMU x15
400M Run
Mary:
Down, up, and back down the Oval Office stairs
Mosey back to A/O

MARY:

Pax Roulette 
  • KY – 10 Blockees
  • Rep Sleepy – 20 Plank Jacks
  • Smuggler – Frog Crunches
  • Shrimp Net – hold Al Gore 30 seconds

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Baby Weight, Butterfingers, Crop Dust, KY, Rep Sleepy, Shrimp Net, Smuggler
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

               “Today may be the best day I have ever had”
Brother Bob
               “The Happiness of your life Depends on the quality of your thoughts”
-Marcus Aurelius
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