F3 Knoxville

Shoulder to shoulder

AO: bigball
Q: Swanson
PAX: vanilla, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Postman (Scott Colby), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Wes Franks (Pony Tail)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

THE THANG: see below, I don’t want to type it all out.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence on 1/31 @ asylum

COT: appreciation!

359 days left til 2027

AO: bigball
Q: Postman (Scott Colby)
PAX: G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), vanilla, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Huffy (Ken Hill), Natty, Snapchat
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
The usual

THE THANG:

at the bigball stairs

20 merknis at the top,
18 derkins at the bottom
16 at the top
14 at the bottom

2

at church st parking lot

45-15 Superset
Goblet Squats
Lion Kings
3 rounds

45-15 Superset
Chest Press with Hollow Hold or Glute Bridge
Bent Row
3 rounds

20 rows at amphitheater

MARY:
at the Christmas tree. 12 reps of random abs exercises.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

O Holy (Night)

AO: bigball
Q: Postman (Scott Colby)
PAX: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), vanilla, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Frizzles, Handlebar
FNGs: 1 Handlebar
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

the usual

THE THANG:

Walking lunges + 5 merkins at each light, on our way to big ball stairs

At big ball stairs
20 derkins
Run halfway up stairs
bear crawl
2 footed jumps the second half of stairs
20 merkins
3 rounds

Mosey to Krutch Park (20 big boys at a random location halfway there)

At Krutch Park
20 step ups (10 each leg)
20 dips
20 bulgarian split squats (10 ea)
20 incline merkins
crab walk
10 minutes

Mosey to christmas tree
12 Days of Legs
1 jump squat, 2 squats
2 jump squats, 4 squats
3 jump squats, 6 squats

12 jump squats, 24 squats

Mosey to coffee and chocolate
20 big boys

Mosey back
At the bridge, play Neil Diamond’s Little Drummer Boy
Wall Sit
1 Squat with every pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

2nd refrain, switch it to plank hold and shoulder taps

3rd refrain back to wall sit and squats.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Longest Mile – Thanksgiving ’25 edition

AO: bigball
Q: Swanson
PAX: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Passport (Ryan Matthews), Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Butt Buster, Red Card, Guardrail, _________
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSH – 15
Baby arm circles – 10
Hill Billies – 10
Rockettes – 10
Squat & reach – 10

THE THANG:
Longest mile

Inchworm merkins or Peter Parker Merkins/25
– 100m run
Bobby Hurly’s or Bonnie Blair’s/25
– 100m run
LCRC or Triple V-Up/25
– 100m run
8 Ct Body Builder or Deconstructed Burpee/25
– 100m run

Rinse & Repeat x3

Wild Card – Flip or Keep, if you flip, the new exercise stays unless all agree and pay a penalty:
– 1 – 100 SSH
– 2 – 100 LBC
– 3 – 100 Squats
– 4 – 100 OH Claps
– 5 – 100 Plank Jacks
– 6 – 100 Plank Shoulder Taps

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none

COT:
Imagine yourself as a living house. God comes in to rebuild that house. At first, perhaps, you can understand what He is doing. He is getting the drains right and stopping the leaks in the roof and so on; you knew that those jobs needed doing and so you are not surprised. But presently He starts knocking the house about in a way that hurts abominably and does not seem to make any sense. What on earth is He up to? The explanation is that He is building quite a different house from the one you thought of – throwing out a new wing here, putting on an extra floor there, running up towers, making courtyards. You thought you were being made into a decent little cottage: but He is building a palace. He intends to come and live in it Himself.
C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

11/22/25

AO: bigball
Q: Postman (Scott Colby)
PAX: vanilla, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Huffy (Ken Hill), Swanson, Wedding Singer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
The usual
THE THANG:
To the amphitheater
20 rows
20 incline merkins
60 sec plank
Then 15 then 10

to the performance lawn
Corner 1
20 merks
20 squats
Abs

Corner 2
Then 20 hr merks
20 jump squats
Abs

Corner 3
Then 20 t merks
20 lunges
Abs

Corner 4
Then 20 ranger merks
20 iron mikes
20 abs

Sprint 1 lap

20 big boys on the bridge

At Mordor stairs
3 rounds up and down as fast as possible

To L&N coupon pile
45 sec work, 15 sec rest
lion kings
Bent row/curls combo
Tricep ext
Goblet squat
Bicep curls
Sit up to press

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: