F3 Knoxville

Baseline Test – September 2022

THE SCENE:

Beautiful East TN morning

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20; Tempo Squat x10; Plank Jacks x10; Tempo Merkin x10; Smurf Jack x10

THA-THANG:
Baseline test:

  • Sit Down Squats x50
  • Hand Release Merkins x40
  • Big Boy Sit Ups x30
  • Burpees x20
  • Run path from Outhouse to the junction and back

Faster PAX pick up the six and everyone finishes together

Mosey to Dark Side Hill for 11s with Curls at the bottom and Skull Crushers at the top. Polar Bear Crawl up hill and mosey down hill.

Was taking a nice easy slowsy back to the flag until Streaker called Jailbreak

MARY:
Flutter Kicks x20; Protractors; LBCs for time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.”

  • William A. Ward

As I shifted through some quotes, this one struck me. You can definitely look at this like the blurb that was attached to the quote suggested. It said the quote “speaks to the importance of patience, urging us to find satisfaction and pride in even our smallest strides.” That is sound wisdom and something that we each should strive to do but I see deeper meaning in the quote. The seed we are to be sowing daily is something that will improve those around us not just ourselves. For me, as a Christian, that means telling others about the Good News that Jesus died on a cross and rose again so that we can be with God. Christians are commanded to do this very thing, but we can’t save a single person. It is only by Christ that any man is saved so continue to plant seeds daily and let God worry about the harvest.

MOLESKIN:

“Again he began to teach beside the sea. And a very large crowd gathered about him, so that he got into a boat and sat in it on the sea, and the whole crowd was beside the sea on the land. And he was teaching them many things in parables, and in his teaching he said to them: “Listen! Behold, a sower went out to sow. And as he sowed, some seed fell along the path, and the birds came and devoured it. Other seed fell on rocky ground, where it did not have much soil, and immediately it sprang up, since it had no depth of soil. And when the sun rose, it was scorched, and since it had no root, it withered away. Other seed fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up and choked it, and it yielded no grain. And other seeds fell into good soil and produced grain, growing up and increasing and yielding thirtyfold and sixtyfold and a hundredfold.” And he said, “He who has ears to hear, let him hear.” And when he was alone, those around him with the twelve asked him about the parables. And he said to them, “To you has been given the secret of the kingdom of God, but for those outside everything is in parables, so that “‘they may indeed see but not perceive, and may indeed hear but not understand, lest they should turn and be forgiven.’” And he said to them, “Do you not understand this parable? How then will you understand all the parables? The sower sows the word. And these are the ones along the path, where the word is sown: when they hear, Satan immediately comes and takes away the word that is sown in them. And these are the ones sown on rocky ground: the ones who, when they hear the word, immediately receive it with joy. And they have no root in themselves, but endure for a while; then, when tribulation or persecution arises on account of the word, immediately they fall away. And others are the ones sown among thorns. They are those who hear the word, but the cares of the world and the deceitfulness of riches and the desires for other things enter in and choke the word, and it proves unfruitful. But those that were sown on the good soil are the ones who hear the word and accept it and bear fruit, thirtyfold and sixtyfold and a hundredfold.””

‭‭Mark‬ ‭4:1-20‬ ‭

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

See Slack

2021 IronPax Zero Week Throwback

THE SCENE: Perfect beatdown weather- 62 and a sky full of stars

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA: SSH x10, cherry pickers x10, skaters x10 (4ct) and short mosey to tha-thing spot

THA-THANG:

  • 100 Merkins
  • 2 Laps (800m)
  • 75 Merkins
  • 3 Laps (1200m)
  • 50 Merkins
  • 4 Laps (1600m)
  • 25 Merkins
  • 5 Laps (2000m)

MARY: Individual stretches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA: 10 HIM’s

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:\

Raising Children

  • Be an I love you, but you can’t have your way parent
  • Take time to do what your kids want to do
  • Date your kids
  • Eat dinner together as a family

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 9/10: Beer mile at Moses’ house and memorial stair climb at Asylum
  • Get signed up for IronPAX
  • 10/2: PJ Parkinson’s race

Why are you here?

THE SCENE: A pleasant 70 degree morning

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 41; Shoulder Taps x10; Mountain Climbers x10; Plank Jacks x10; Merkins x11

THA-THANG:

Formed three groups of three PAX each.  Roll of the dice determines where you go and what you do. Roll dice at your current location to see what you do next.

1 – Church Sign – Monkey Humpers (4-ct) x20

2 – Pull up Bars – Burpee x20

3 – Outhouse – V Ups x20

4 – Shovel Flag – Blockees x20

5 – Church Sign – Jump Squat x30

6 – Pull up Bars – Hand Release Merkin x30

7 – Outhouse – Big Boy Sit Ups x30

8 – Shovel Flag – Thrusters x30

9 – Church Sign – Squat x41

10 – Pull Up Bars – Merkins x41

11 – Outhouse – LBCs x41

12 – Shovel Flag – Chest Press x41

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10; Leg Raise x10; Rosalita x10; Boxcutter x11

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIM for a F3 birthday party

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Why are you here?

MOLESKIN:
Go pull another man out of the ditch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

See Slack

Iron pax preview

THE SCENE: Nice light fog
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry pickers 6

willy mase Hayes-20 sec each leg

Motivators from 10
THA-THANG:

Week 0 (Pre-Season)- Soccer field 1

  • 100 total – Squats and/or Merkins and/or Lunges
  • Run across the field and back
  • BBSU on the six , then 10 BBSU IC

Week 1 (Killer B’s)- soccer field 2

  • Broad Jump for ~15 yards followed by 10 Burpees/Bonnie Blair’s /Big Boys
  • Three total sets of the above
  • Bear Crawl back to the start position

Week 2 (Meatloaf’s Massacre) – time for some block work- parking lot

  • 20 Manmakers
  • 20 OH Presses
  • 20 Block Swings
  • 20 Goblet Squats
  • 20 Block Merkins
  • Run as a group around church

Week 3 (Meter’s 43)- playground

  • 10 Pull Ups
  • 10 Burpee Block Jump Overs
  • 10 Squat Thrusters
  • 15 Gas Pumps IC
  • ROF Curls – Clockwise reps from 1 up to 5 reps then back down to 1 rep (only 25 total reps, BUT – rest between reps is in the up position, no resting the block on your chest)

Week 4 (Sugar’s Pick Your Poison)- feild

  • 50 Total – Merkins and/or Squats, then Cusack your block across the field (75 yards) and tote it back
  • 50 Total – Block Swings and/or Bonnie Blairs (we meet again, my dear), then Cusack your block across the field and tote it back- min 10 Bonnie Blair’s
  • 50 Total – Squat Thrusters and/or Walking Lunges (minimum of 10 Thrusters must be done)

MARY:
Mini Bruce Lee- 10 4ct leg raises, heels to heaven, lbcs, 100’s- 4ct 25
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down one as far as I could

To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was grassy and wanted wear;

Though as for that the passing there

Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay

In leaves no step had trodden black.

Oh, I kept the first for another day!

Yet knowing how way leads on to way,

I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See Rep Sleepy calendar in Slack!!

Cindy Crawford

THE SCENE: Foggy and chill
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers, Mosey, Derricks, Mosey, Alternating Side-Squats, Mosey, Little Baby Arm Circles

THA-THANG:
CINDY CRAWFORD

AMRAP

  • 5 Pullups
  • 10 Merkins
  • 15 Air Squats
  • 20 LBCs
  • 25 Leg Raises

MARY:
Al Gore until time is called.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless. Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.

James 1:26‭-‬27 NLT

Be careful what you say about others. Don’t judge or assume the worst. Give grace and the benefit of any doubt. God’s ways are not our ways and He may be working in ways you do not understand. Do your part, love others and leave the rest up to Him!

MOLESKIN:
A lively bunch with plenty of chatter that even Cindy Crawford couldn’t render speechless. Also, I have learned that being on Q is not my spiritual gift.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

9/11 Memorial Stair climb at Asylum on 9/10 at 10am. Talk to @Steam for details.

Beer Mile and 2F event on 9/10 at 5pm. Talk to @Moses (Cody Self) for details.

Sign up for Iron PAX!

Be on the lookout for the September Q calendar coming soon. If you haven’t lead yet, then step up and step in the circle. If you haven’t lead in over a month, time to step back up and step in.

F4 at Food City. Wednesdays at 6AM. (Food, Fellowship, Faith at Food City) Currently reading Ephesians and Philippians.